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Controversial straight speaking Aussie who has played for a few alliances (until they kick him for strange behaviour). Known for crashing his ships on and emo'ing.
Controversial straight speaking Aussie who has played for a several alliances. most frequently Apprime. Known for being uncompromising and combative, be it in the social community, or fighting his ships and repeatedly suiciding several of his high ranking planets, including multiple #1 contending planets.


Also known for:
Also known for:


- Faking stage 4 pancreatic cancer to try to finish higher through sympathy. <br>
- Rumored to have or faking cancer, allegedly in order to try to finish higher through sympathy, but no source has been provided. These rumors have neither been proven or disproven. He is still alive to this day, largely as a result of his inextinguishable will power and lust for life! <br>
- Talking about abusing community members kids and adding their pictures to his telegram account. <br>
- Infamous for numerous tete a tete's with numerous unlikable members of the Planetarion community. These countless stoushes are invariably of great comedic value for their banterous insults and witty turn of phrase. He is essentitally undefeated in these verbal death battles, with his rivals inevitably turning tail sooner or later, usually never to be seen or heard of again .<br>
- Flying to Germany to meet his 'online GF' [[Mel]] who played PA, but she slept with his friend instead, and then she went to the police about him where he ended up getting deported.<br>
- Flying to Germany to meet his 'online GF' in his younger days. Many of the internet geeks in the Planetarion are jealous, as they've never had a girlfriend in their life, be it online, or in real life. <br>
- Claiming to benefit from the sale of a 20 million aus dollar business, however, it was since proven the company was folded, no sale took place and Jungle lives in community housing as he is unemployed with no income.
- Has many stalkers who are salty about being dominated either in game, or the wider community, and as a result occasionally try to edit this page in their final, limp act of ineffective revenge.
- Claiming to be a pilot/SAS soldier.
- Arguably one of the best players in the game, usually going it alone by choice, and without the swathe of offensive and defensive support planets that many top players need in order to succeed.
- Inability to get into any alliance.

Revision as of 20:06, 27 November 2022

Controversial straight speaking Aussie who has played for a several alliances. most frequently Apprime. Known for being uncompromising and combative, be it in the social community, or fighting his ships and repeatedly suiciding several of his high ranking planets, including multiple #1 contending planets.

Also known for:

- Rumored to have or faking cancer, allegedly in order to try to finish higher through sympathy, but no source has been provided. These rumors have neither been proven or disproven. He is still alive to this day, largely as a result of his inextinguishable will power and lust for life!
- Infamous for numerous tete a tete's with numerous unlikable members of the Planetarion community. These countless stoushes are invariably of great comedic value for their banterous insults and witty turn of phrase. He is essentitally undefeated in these verbal death battles, with his rivals inevitably turning tail sooner or later, usually never to be seen or heard of again .
- Flying to Germany to meet his 'online GF' in his younger days. Many of the internet geeks in the Planetarion are jealous, as they've never had a girlfriend in their life, be it online, or in real life.
- Has many stalkers who are salty about being dominated either in game, or the wider community, and as a result occasionally try to edit this page in their final, limp act of ineffective revenge. - Arguably one of the best players in the game, usually going it alone by choice, and without the swathe of offensive and defensive support planets that many top players need in order to succeed.