Signs forgets his passport

2010-06-21 02:36:10 <@signs|laptop> Fuck
2010-06-21 02:36:11 <@signs|laptop> Fuck
2010-06-21 02:36:17 <@signs|laptop> I forgot my passport in Trondheim
2010-06-21 02:36:22 <@signs|laptop> WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW
2010-06-21 02:36:23 <@signs|laptop> :>
2010-06-21 02:36:24 <@signs|laptop> :<
2010-06-21 02:36:41 <@rasputin> get someone to overnight it to you?
2010-06-21 02:36:50 <@alki> go get it
2010-06-21 02:36:51 <@signs|laptop> Im leaving in 3 hours
2010-06-21 02:37:09 <@alki> and how long will it take you to get it
2010-06-21 02:38:06 <@signs|laptop> Err
2010-06-21 02:38:08 <@zawze> get a nødpass
2010-06-21 02:38:16 <@signs|laptop> Trondheim is 5 hours carride from where I am
2010-06-21 02:38:19 <@signs|laptop> How does that work zawze
2010-06-21 02:38:51 <@zawze> you just go to the police station
2010-06-21 02:40:02 <@bread|> HELLO ZAWZE
2010-06-21 02:40:27 <@qebab> emergency passports are not cheap but you can get them quickly
2010-06-21 02:41:15 <@signs|laptop> heh
2010-06-21 02:41:19 <@signs|laptop> need electronic passport
2010-06-21 02:43:01 <@Linkie> you going to us signs?
2010-06-21 02:43:03 <@Linkie> or
2010-06-21 02:43:06 <@Linkie> were going to us
2010-06-21 02:43:07 <@Linkie> keke
2010-06-21 02:43:13 <@alki> lol
2010-06-21 02:43:15 <@alki> :D
2010-06-21 02:43:18 <@alki> poor signs
2010-06-21 02:43:33 <@signs|laptop> ummmm
2010-06-21 02:43:35 <@signs|laptop> yeah Linkie
2010-06-21 02:43:40 <@signs|laptop> I gotta drive to Trondheim now
2010-06-21 02:43:41 <@signs|laptop> :
2010-06-21 02:43:42 <@signs|laptop> |
2010-06-21 02:43:43 <@signs|laptop> And get it
2010-06-21 02:43:47 <@signs|laptop> fuck
2010-06-21 02:43:51 <@signs|laptop> jesus christ
2010-06-21 02:43:52 <@signs|laptop> I fucked up
2010-06-21 02:44:17 <@Linkie> how far?
2010-06-21 02:44:20 <@Linkie> oh lillehammer
2010-06-21 02:44:21 <@zawze> signs|laptop: nødpass should be electronic?
2010-06-21 02:44:36 <@zawze> its only for the us it's useless
2010-06-21 02:44:44 <@Linkie> hes going to us
2010-06-21 02:44:57 <@zawze> lol at him
2010-06-21 02:45:02 <@signs|laptop> indeed
2010-06-21 02:45:03 <@signs|laptop> :U(
2010-06-21 02:45:08 <@signs|laptop> later
2010-06-21 02:45:21 <@bread|> how far is it from lillehammer to trondheim?
2010-06-21 02:45:27 <@signs|laptop> 4h30mins
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2010-06-21 02:45:50 <@bread|> so he is missing his flight!
2010-06-21 02:46:23 <@Linkie> i feel bad for him
2010-06-21 02:46:31 <@Linkie> but at the same time it's hilarious
2010-06-21 02:46:33 <@Linkie> and retarded
2010-06-21 02:46:38 <@bread|> i didn't get the story
2010-06-21 02:46:40 <@bread|> but i feel bad
2010-06-21 02:47:00 <@bread|> seems like the only thing you need to remember tho
2010-06-21 02:47:03 <@zawze> HI BREAD
2010-06-21 02:47:15 <@zawze> I JUST GOT HOME!
2010-06-21 02:47:44 <@Linkie> yeah
2010-06-21 02:47:56 <@Linkie> dumb to forget, and dumb nott o check untill 3 hrs before leaving
2010-06-21 02:48:44 <@bread|> oh well
2010-06-21 02:48:46 <@bread|> live and and learn
2010-06-21 02:48:48 <@zawze> not that bad
2010-06-21 02:48:54 <@zawze> just get the passport and take a later flight

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2010-06-21 03:07:31 <@signsphone> Ffs
2010-06-21 03:07:46 <@signsphone> Im such a tard
2010-06-21 03:08:28 <@alki> :(
2010-06-21 03:08:47 <@Linkie> :/
2010-06-21 03:09:58 <@signsphone> Driving now tho
2010-06-21 03:09:58 <@DeeJay> :/
2010-06-21 03:10:17 <@signsphone> So 4h lefy
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2010-06-21 04:13:59 <@signsphone> :|
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2010-06-21 04:27:17 <@signsphone> Soon at dombÃ¥s :/
2010-06-21 04:27:37 <@signsphone> Anyone alive?
2010-06-21 04:27:41 <@shaz> ?
2010-06-21 04:27:57 <@signsphone> Hi shaz!
2010-06-21 04:28:23 <@shaz> hi
2010-06-21 04:28:40 <@alki> yo
2010-06-21 04:28:41 <@alki> signs
2010-06-21 04:28:42 <@alki> sup
2010-06-21 04:28:46 <@alki> did you get my sms before
2010-06-21 04:29:51 <@signsphone> I fucked up and managed to forget my passport at my apartment so now im trying to drive 4h30mins in 3+!
2010-06-21 04:30:19 <@alki> yeah
2010-06-21 04:30:21 <@alki> you can do it
2010-06-21 04:30:21 <@Linkie> heh :|
2010-06-21 04:30:38 <@alki> in the words of rob schneider of c
2010-06-21 04:30:39 <@Linkie> what have we learnt today signs?
2010-06-21 04:30:39 <@alki> :D
2010-06-21 04:30:51 <@Linkie> learned
2010-06-21 04:30:55 <@signsphone> Then i have to put my car there and take a plane from trondheim to oslo and reach my otjer plane there :/
2010-06-21 04:31:14 <@Linkie> impressive
2010-06-21 04:31:29 <@Linkie> are you ircing while driving?
2010-06-21 04:31:37 <@signsphone> My averagw speed is now 92
2010-06-21 04:31:39 <@signsphone> Yes
2010-06-21 04:31:58 <@signsphone> Drivinc 129
2010-06-21 04:32:02 <@signsphone> Shhuuur
2010-06-21 04:32:07 <@signsphone> Shiiir
2010-06-21 04:32:16 <@signsphone> Almost hit a deer
2010-06-21 04:32:55 <@signsphone> Man that was close :S
2010-06-21 04:33:40 <@signsphone> Pumping caffeine into my systrm
2010-06-21 04:34:20 <@alki> how nice
2010-06-21 04:34:21 <@alki> :p
2010-06-21 04:35:06 <@signsphone> So dø u have Another targ?
2010-06-21 04:35:53 <@alki> i cant get scans
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2010-06-21 04:48:41 <@signsphone> I hit and killed a bird :/
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2010-06-21 05:23:14 <@signsphone> Oppdal o/
2010-06-21 05:23:33 <@signsphone> Alki here?
2010-06-21 05:24:01 <@Sleepafk> ping timeout 3 mins ago
2010-06-21 05:24:20 <@signsphone> Kk
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2010-06-21 05:43:22 <@signsphone> .status alki
2010-06-21 05:49:31 <@signsphone> .sms bluear se pm fra qebab
2010-06-21 05:50:03 <@bread|> did you get another flight signs?
2010-06-21 05:50:15 <@signsphone> No
2010-06-21 05:50:30 <@signsphone> Drivin like a mofi
2010-06-21 05:50:33 <@Sleepafk> lol
2010-06-21 05:50:34 <@signsphone> Mofo
2010-06-21 05:50:40 <@bread|> oh
2010-06-21 05:50:48 <@signsphone> Soon there
2010-06-21 05:50:56 <@bread|> gl
2010-06-21 05:51:06 <@signsphone> Ty :D
2010-06-21 05:51:09 <@signsphone> Bbl
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2010-06-21 07:02:08 <@DeeJay> morning signs
2010-06-21 07:02:14 <@bread|> heh
2010-06-21 07:02:15 <@DeeJay> did you catch your flight?
2010-06-21 07:02:19 <@bread|> not exactly morning for signs
2010-06-21 07:02:26 <@DeeJay> ohh
2010-06-21 07:02:31 <@signsphone> I am so fuckef
2010-06-21 07:02:33 <@signsphone> On bus to airport now
2010-06-21 07:02:35 <@signsphone> Will take about 45 mins
2010-06-21 07:03:09 <@signsphone> I will seriously cry if i dont make it
2010-06-21 07:03:09 <@Golan> it's not morning?
2010-06-21 07:03:15 <@Golan> it's 7am :o
2010-06-21 07:03:20 <@bread|> he hasn't slept tho
2010-06-21 07:03:41 <@Golan> morning goes by time, not by when each individual went to bed!
2010-06-21 07:03:42 <@DeeJay> still morning
2010-06-21 07:03:43 <@DeeJay> :)
2010-06-21 07:03:44 <@signsphone> so fucking stressed
2010-06-21 07:03:46 <@Aryn> where are you going signs?
2010-06-21 07:04:00 <@DeeJay> yankland
2010-06-21 07:04:03 <@signsphone> Im going to houston
2010-06-21 07:04:08 <@Aryn> cool
2010-06-21 07:04:19 <@signsphone> But i managed to forget my passport
2010-06-21 07:04:27 <@Aryn> ouch
2010-06-21 07:04:30 <@signsphone> So i had to drive 350 km for it
2010-06-21 07:04:46 <@signsphone> And i may not make it
2010-06-21 07:04:51 <@Aryn> :(
2010-06-21 07:05:00 <@Aryn> i'll keep my fingers crossed that you'll make it!
2010-06-21 07:05:07 <@bread|> whats in houston?
2010-06-21 07:05:08 <@signsphone> My gf will fucking kill me
2010-06-21 07:05:09 <@DeeJay> have a little faith signs
2010-06-21 07:05:32 <@signsphone> My gfs cousin isgetting married
2010-06-21 07:05:56 <@DeeJay> you're gonna miss the wedding?
2010-06-21 07:06:21 <@signsphone> If i dont make the flight ye
2010-06-21 07:06:46 <@DeeJay> that would be sad
2010-06-21 07:06:57 <@DeeJay> maybe you can take another flight
2010-06-21 07:07:01 <@DeeJay> few hours later
2010-06-21 07:07:23 <@signsphone> I drove in 3h30 mins, which i usually use 4h30 mins on :/
2010-06-21 07:07:42 <@bread|> did you remember to get your passport?
2010-06-21 07:07:43 <@signsphone> They have like one flight a day... :norway:
2010-06-21 07:07:57 <@signsphone> Yeah i found it between some books
2010-06-21 07:08:01 <@DeeJay> Golan : we're piggied
2010-06-21 07:08:04 <@Aryn> the states frowns upon unscheduled flights
2010-06-21 07:08:20 <@Golan> I can't really know what oddr hits
2010-06-21 07:08:33 <@DeeJay> it's Subh
2010-06-21 07:08:48 <@DeeJay> i'm gonna cap 10 roids :/
2010-06-21 07:08:53 <@signsphone> I couldnt get an emergancy passport either, cause the us are nazis when it comes to passports
2010-06-21 07:12:39 <@signsphone> Jgp 6:3:1 and 6:1:3 please
2010-06-21 07:14:23 <@Sleepafk> http://game.planetarion.com/showscan.pl?scan_id=o4wcizqn9lpat28 << 6 3 1
2010-06-21 07:14:27 <@Sleepafk> blocked with 12 amps on 6 1 3
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2010-06-21 07:22:45 <@signsphone> Im soo tiiired
2010-06-21 07:22:56 <@signsphone> The red bulls are wearing off
2010-06-21 07:23:14 <@signsphone> !victim exi etd
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2010-06-21 09:18:32 <@signsphone> Lol
2010-06-21 09:18:34 <@signsphone> I got sooo lucky
2010-06-21 09:18:55 <@emoduck> got in time?
2010-06-21 09:18:57 <@signsphone> Neever again
2010-06-21 09:18:59 <@emoduck> and safe
2010-06-21 09:19:08 <@signsphone> Yeah
2010-06-21 09:19:28 <@signsphone> Made the last plane on standby
2010-06-21 09:19:40 <@signsphone> And they let me on /o
2010-06-21 09:19:54 <@emoduck> lucky
2010-06-21 09:20:15 <@signsphone> So now im where im supposed to be when im supposed to be :p
2010-06-21 09:20:48 <@signsphone> I was almost in tears when i went to check in :/ so tired
2010-06-21 09:21:18 <@mz> what what
2010-06-21 09:21:31 <@Golan> you are such a girl signs
2010-06-21 09:21:32 <@Golan> :D
2010-06-21 09:21:37 <@signsphone> Looks like my bag didnt make it tho :/
2010-06-21 09:21:45 <@Golan> small price to pay
2010-06-21 09:21:55 <@mz> where are you going?
2010-06-21 09:22:10 <@signsphone> Houston
2010-06-21 09:22:12 <@bread|> signs you are just never pleased
2010-06-21 09:22:23 <@signsphone> :(
2010-06-21 09:23:30 <@signsphone> Meh, bbl
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2010-06-21 10:49:28 <@mz> ~cookie signs norwegian hero
2010-06-21 10:49:41 <@signs|laptop> ahoi
2010-06-21 10:49:43 <@signs|laptop> Man
2010-06-21 10:49:45 <@signs|laptop> this day has been the most fucked up day ever
2010-06-21 10:49:46 <@Theams> .cookie signs travelling hero
2010-06-21 10:49:57 <@signs|laptop> seriously, I get to the checkin place, they say I'm missing something, I have to pay 250 NOK for the thing I'm missing
2010-06-21 10:50:06 <@signs|laptop> Like I haven't spent enough money already today
2010-06-21 10:50:10 <@signs|laptop> Thank fuck my plane is delayed by an hour
2010-06-21 10:50:18 <@signs|laptop> I'd be fucked if not
2010-06-21 10:50:19 <@alki> lol
2010-06-21 10:50:20 <@alki> :D
2010-06-21 10:50:22 <@alki> hero
2010-06-21 10:50:29 <@alki> .cookie signs huzzah!
2010-06-21 10:50:30 <@signs|laptop> I haven't slept yett
2010-06-21 10:50:37 <@signs|laptop> I drove from fucking Lillehammer to Trondheim
2010-06-21 10:50:41 <@signs|laptop> then took a bus to the airport
2010-06-21 10:50:51 <@signs|laptop> then took a plane from Trondheim to Oslo
2010-06-21 10:51:02 <@signs|laptop> Then I stood in line for 1h30 mins only to get sent out of the line
2010-06-21 10:51:04 <@mz> couldn't you just have gone straight to oslo?
2010-06-21 10:51:06 <@signs|laptop> and I had to pay 250 kr
2010-06-21 10:51:11 <@signs|laptop> Cause I FORGOT MY FUCKING PASSPORT
2010-06-21 10:51:13 <@signs|laptop> :|||||||
2010-06-21 10:51:14 <@signs|laptop> in Trondheim
2010-06-21 10:51:16 <@Theams> :|||
2010-06-21 10:51:53 <@mz> signs, I condensed in a log to show your grandchildren, in 40 years
2010-06-21 10:51:55 <@mz> http://pastebin.com/ReRuiCFq
2010-06-21 10:52:49 <@signs|laptop> Worst part was that I almost hit a deer when I drove up there
2010-06-21 10:52:49 <@signs|laptop> and I killed a bird
2010-06-21 10:52:49 <@signs|laptop> =|
2010-06-21 10:52:58 <@signs|laptop> It tried taking off from the road and I battered it
2010-06-21 10:53:10 <@Shev_work> we were just reading your log when you came online actually heh
2010-06-21 10:53:38 <@alki> hopefully you get roids gisns
2010-06-21 10:53:40 <@alki> signs
2010-06-21 10:53:42 <@alki> and make this day better
2010-06-21 10:53:43 <@alki> !
2010-06-21 10:53:44 <@signs|laptop> :<
2010-06-21 10:53:50 <@alki> even though
2010-06-21 10:53:53 <@signs|laptop> And I JUST GOT FUCKING THROWN OUT
2010-06-21 10:53:57 <@signs|laptop> FROM WHERE I WAS SITTING
2010-06-21 10:53:57 <@conf> .cookie signs killing a bird instead of getting killed
2010-06-21 10:54:01 <@signs|laptop> CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING AROUND
2010-06-21 10:54:05 <@signs|laptop> GOD
2010-06-21 10:54:06 <@signs|laptop> DAMNIT
2010-06-21 10:54:07 <@signs|laptop> COCKS