Signs forgets his passport

2010-06-21 02:36:10 <@signs|laptop> Fuck 2010-06-21 02:36:11 <@signs|laptop> Fuck 2010-06-21 02:36:17 <@signs|laptop> I forgot my passport in Trondheim 2010-06-21 02:36:22 <@signs|laptop> WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW 2010-06-21 02:36:23 <@signs|laptop> :> 2010-06-21 02:36:24 <@signs|laptop> :< 2010-06-21 02:36:41 <@rasputin> get someone to overnight it to you? 2010-06-21 02:36:50 <@alki> go get it 2010-06-21 02:36:51 <@signs|laptop> Im leaving in 3 hours 2010-06-21 02:37:09 <@alki> and how long will it take you to get it 2010-06-21 02:38:06 <@signs|laptop> Err 2010-06-21 02:38:08 <@zawze> get a nødpass 2010-06-21 02:38:16 <@signs|laptop> Trondheim is 5 hours carride from where I am 2010-06-21 02:38:19 <@signs|laptop> How does that work zawze 2010-06-21 02:38:51 <@zawze> you just go to the police station 2010-06-21 02:40:02 <@bread|> HELLO ZAWZE 2010-06-21 02:40:27 <@qebab> emergency passports are not cheap but you can get them quickly 2010-06-21 02:41:15 <@signs|laptop> heh 2010-06-21 02:41:19 <@signs|laptop> need electronic passport 2010-06-21 02:43:01 <@Linkie> you going to us signs? 2010-06-21 02:43:03 <@Linkie> or 2010-06-21 02:43:06 <@Linkie> were going to us 2010-06-21 02:43:07 <@Linkie> keke 2010-06-21 02:43:13 <@alki> lol 2010-06-21 02:43:15 <@alki> :D 2010-06-21 02:43:18 <@alki> poor signs 2010-06-21 02:43:33 <@signs|laptop> ummmm 2010-06-21 02:43:35 <@signs|laptop> yeah Linkie 2010-06-21 02:43:40 <@signs|laptop> I gotta drive to Trondheim now 2010-06-21 02:43:41 <@signs|laptop> : 2010-06-21 02:43:42 <@signs|laptop> | 2010-06-21 02:43:43 <@signs|laptop> And get it 2010-06-21 02:43:47 <@signs|laptop> fuck 2010-06-21 02:43:51 <@signs|laptop> jesus christ 2010-06-21 02:43:52 <@signs|laptop> I fucked up 2010-06-21 02:44:17 <@Linkie> how far? 2010-06-21 02:44:20 <@Linkie> oh lillehammer 2010-06-21 02:44:21 <@zawze> signs|laptop: nødpass should be electronic? 2010-06-21 02:44:36 <@zawze> its only for the us it's useless 2010-06-21 02:44:44 <@Linkie> hes going to us 2010-06-21 02:44:57 <@zawze> lol at him 2010-06-21 02:45:02 <@signs|laptop> indeed 2010-06-21 02:45:03 <@signs|laptop> :U( 2010-06-21 02:45:08 <@signs|laptop> later 2010-06-21 02:45:21 <@bread|> how far is it from lillehammer to trondheim? 2010-06-21 02:45:27 <@signs|laptop> 4h30mins 2010-06-21 02:45:34 * @signs|laptop ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ha-ha-ha) 2010-06-21 02:45:50 <@bread|> so he is missing his flight! 2010-06-21 02:46:23 <@Linkie> i feel bad for him 2010-06-21 02:46:31 <@Linkie> but at the same time it's hilarious 2010-06-21 02:46:33 <@Linkie> and retarded 2010-06-21 02:46:38 <@bread|> i didn't get the story 2010-06-21 02:46:40 <@bread|> but i feel bad 2010-06-21 02:47:00 <@bread|> seems like the only thing you need to remember tho 2010-06-21 02:47:03 <@zawze> HI BREAD 2010-06-21 02:47:15 <@zawze> I JUST GOT HOME! 2010-06-21 02:47:44 <@Linkie> yeah 2010-06-21 02:47:56 <@Linkie> dumb to forget, and dumb nott o check untill 3 hrs before leaving 2010-06-21 02:48:44 <@bread|> oh well 2010-06-21 02:48:46 <@bread|> live and and learn 2010-06-21 02:48:48 <@zawze> not that bad 2010-06-21 02:48:54 <@zawze> just get the passport and take a later flight

2010-06-21 03:06:57 * signsphone ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 03:07:31 <@signsphone> Ffs 2010-06-21 03:07:46 <@signsphone> Im such a tard 2010-06-21 03:08:28 <@alki> :( 2010-06-21 03:08:47 <@Linkie> :/ 2010-06-21 03:09:58 <@signsphone> Driving now tho 2010-06-21 03:09:58 <@DeeJay> :/ 2010-06-21 03:10:17 <@signsphone> So 4h lefy 2010-06-21 03:11:05 * @signsphone ([email protected]) Quit (EOF from client)

2010-06-21 04:13:25 * signsphone ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 04:13:59 <@signsphone> :| 2010-06-21 04:15:55 * @signsphone ([email protected]) Quit (EOF from client)

2010-06-21 04:26:43 * signsphone ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 04:27:17 <@signsphone> Soon at dombÃ¥s :/ 2010-06-21 04:27:37 <@signsphone> Anyone alive? 2010-06-21 04:27:41 <@shaz> ? 2010-06-21 04:27:57 <@signsphone> Hi shaz! 2010-06-21 04:28:23 <@shaz> hi 2010-06-21 04:28:40 <@alki> yo 2010-06-21 04:28:41 <@alki> signs 2010-06-21 04:28:42 <@alki> sup 2010-06-21 04:28:46 <@alki> did you get my sms before 2010-06-21 04:29:51 <@signsphone> I fucked up and managed to forget my passport at my apartment so now im trying to drive 4h30mins in 3+! 2010-06-21 04:30:19 <@alki> yeah 2010-06-21 04:30:21 <@alki> you can do it 2010-06-21 04:30:21 <@Linkie> heh :| 2010-06-21 04:30:38 <@alki> in the words of rob schneider of c 2010-06-21 04:30:39 <@Linkie> what have we learnt today signs? 2010-06-21 04:30:39 <@alki> :D 2010-06-21 04:30:51 <@Linkie> learned 2010-06-21 04:30:55 <@signsphone> Then i have to put my car there and take a plane from trondheim to oslo and reach my otjer plane there :/ 2010-06-21 04:31:14 <@Linkie> impressive 2010-06-21 04:31:29 <@Linkie> are you ircing while driving? 2010-06-21 04:31:37 <@signsphone> My averagw speed is now 92 2010-06-21 04:31:39 <@signsphone> Yes 2010-06-21 04:31:58 <@signsphone> Drivinc 129 2010-06-21 04:32:02 <@signsphone> Shhuuur 2010-06-21 04:32:07 <@signsphone> Shiiir 2010-06-21 04:32:16 <@signsphone> Almost hit a deer 2010-06-21 04:32:55 <@signsphone> Man that was close :S 2010-06-21 04:33:40 <@signsphone> Pumping caffeine into my systrm 2010-06-21 04:34:20 <@alki> how nice 2010-06-21 04:34:21 <@alki> :p 2010-06-21 04:35:06 <@signsphone> So dø u have Another targ? 2010-06-21 04:35:53 <@alki> i cant get scans 2010-06-21 04:38:06 * @signsphone ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)

2010-06-21 04:47:56 * signsphone ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 04:48:41 <@signsphone> I hit and killed a bird :/ 2010-06-21 04:51:04 * @signsphone ([email protected]) Quit (EOF from client)

2010-06-21 05:22:39 * signsphone ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 05:23:14 <@signsphone> Oppdal o/ 2010-06-21 05:23:33 <@signsphone> Alki here? 2010-06-21 05:24:01 <@Sleepafk> ping timeout 3 mins ago 2010-06-21 05:24:20 <@signsphone> Kk 2010-06-21 05:24:28 * @signsphone ([email protected]) Quit (EOF from client)

2010-06-21 05:42:48 * signsphone ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 05:43:22 <@signsphone> .status alki 2010-06-21 05:49:31 <@signsphone> .sms bluear se pm fra qebab 2010-06-21 05:50:03 <@bread|> did you get another flight signs? 2010-06-21 05:50:15 <@signsphone> No 2010-06-21 05:50:30 <@signsphone> Drivin like a mofi 2010-06-21 05:50:33 <@Sleepafk> lol 2010-06-21 05:50:34 <@signsphone> Mofo 2010-06-21 05:50:40 <@bread|> oh 2010-06-21 05:50:48 <@signsphone> Soon there 2010-06-21 05:50:56 <@bread|> gl 2010-06-21 05:51:06 <@signsphone> Ty :D 2010-06-21 05:51:09 <@signsphone> Bbl 2010-06-21 05:51:11 * @signsphone ([email protected]) Quit (EOF from client)

2010-06-21 07:01:57 * signsphone ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 07:02:08 <@DeeJay> morning signs 2010-06-21 07:02:14 <@bread|> heh 2010-06-21 07:02:15 <@DeeJay> did you catch your flight? 2010-06-21 07:02:19 <@bread|> not exactly morning for signs 2010-06-21 07:02:26 <@DeeJay> ohh 2010-06-21 07:02:31 <@signsphone> I am so fuckef 2010-06-21 07:02:33 <@signsphone> On bus to airport now 2010-06-21 07:02:35 <@signsphone> Will take about 45 mins 2010-06-21 07:03:09 <@signsphone> I will seriously cry if i dont make it 2010-06-21 07:03:09 <@Golan> it's not morning? 2010-06-21 07:03:15 <@Golan> it's 7am :o 2010-06-21 07:03:20 <@bread|> he hasn't slept tho 2010-06-21 07:03:41 <@Golan> morning goes by time, not by when each individual went to bed! 2010-06-21 07:03:42 <@DeeJay> still morning 2010-06-21 07:03:43 <@DeeJay> :) 2010-06-21 07:03:44 <@signsphone> so fucking stressed 2010-06-21 07:03:46 <@Aryn> where are you going signs? 2010-06-21 07:04:00 <@DeeJay> yankland 2010-06-21 07:04:03 <@signsphone> Im going to houston 2010-06-21 07:04:08 <@Aryn> cool 2010-06-21 07:04:19 <@signsphone> But i managed to forget my passport 2010-06-21 07:04:27 <@Aryn> ouch 2010-06-21 07:04:30 <@signsphone> So i had to drive 350 km for it 2010-06-21 07:04:46 <@signsphone> And i may not make it 2010-06-21 07:04:51 <@Aryn> :( 2010-06-21 07:05:00 <@Aryn> i'll keep my fingers crossed that you'll make it! 2010-06-21 07:05:07 <@bread|> whats in houston? 2010-06-21 07:05:08 <@signsphone> My gf will fucking kill me 2010-06-21 07:05:09 <@DeeJay> have a little faith signs 2010-06-21 07:05:32 <@signsphone> My gfs cousin isgetting married 2010-06-21 07:05:56 <@DeeJay> you're gonna miss the wedding? 2010-06-21 07:06:21 <@signsphone> If i dont make the flight ye 2010-06-21 07:06:46 <@DeeJay> that would be sad 2010-06-21 07:06:57 <@DeeJay> maybe you can take another flight 2010-06-21 07:07:01 <@DeeJay> few hours later 2010-06-21 07:07:23 <@signsphone> I drove in 3h30 mins, which i usually use 4h30 mins on :/ 2010-06-21 07:07:42 <@bread|> did you remember to get your passport? 2010-06-21 07:07:43 <@signsphone> They have like one flight a day... :norway: 2010-06-21 07:07:57 <@signsphone> Yeah i found it between some books 2010-06-21 07:08:01 <@DeeJay> Golan : we're piggied 2010-06-21 07:08:04 <@Aryn> the states frowns upon unscheduled flights 2010-06-21 07:08:20 <@Golan> I can't really know what oddr hits 2010-06-21 07:08:33 <@DeeJay> it's Subh 2010-06-21 07:08:48 <@DeeJay> i'm gonna cap 10 roids :/ 2010-06-21 07:08:53 <@signsphone> I couldnt get an emergancy passport either, cause the us are nazis when it comes to passports 2010-06-21 07:12:39 <@signsphone> Jgp 6:3:1 and 6:1:3 please 2010-06-21 07:14:23 <@Sleepafk> http://game.planetarion.com/showscan.pl?scan_id=o4wcizqn9lpat28 << 6 3 1 2010-06-21 07:14:27 <@Sleepafk> blocked with 12 amps on 6 1 3 2010-06-21 07:20:04 * @signsphone ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Rooms • iPhone IRC Client • http://www.roomsapp.mobi)

2010-06-21 07:21:44 * signsphone ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 07:22:45 <@signsphone> Im soo tiiired 2010-06-21 07:22:56 <@signsphone> The red bulls are wearing off 2010-06-21 07:23:14 <@signsphone> !victim exi etd 2010-06-21 07:25:31 * @signsphone ([email protected]) Quit (EOF from client)

2010-06-21 09:18:02 * signsphone ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 09:18:29 * @Nicole ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 2010-06-21 09:18:32 <@signsphone> Lol 2010-06-21 09:18:34 <@signsphone> I got sooo lucky 2010-06-21 09:18:55 <@emoduck> got in time? 2010-06-21 09:18:57 <@signsphone> Neever again 2010-06-21 09:18:59 <@emoduck> and safe 2010-06-21 09:19:08 <@signsphone> Yeah 2010-06-21 09:19:28 <@signsphone> Made the last plane on standby 2010-06-21 09:19:40 <@signsphone> And they let me on /o 2010-06-21 09:19:54 <@emoduck> lucky 2010-06-21 09:20:15 <@signsphone> So now im where im supposed to be when im supposed to be :p 2010-06-21 09:20:48 <@signsphone> I was almost in tears when i went to check in :/ so tired 2010-06-21 09:21:18 <@mz> what what 2010-06-21 09:21:31 <@Golan> you are such a girl signs 2010-06-21 09:21:32 <@Golan> :D 2010-06-21 09:21:37 <@signsphone> Looks like my bag didnt make it tho :/ 2010-06-21 09:21:45 <@Golan> small price to pay 2010-06-21 09:21:55 <@mz> where are you going? 2010-06-21 09:22:10 <@signsphone> Houston 2010-06-21 09:22:12 <@bread|> signs you are just never pleased 2010-06-21 09:22:23 <@signsphone> :( 2010-06-21 09:23:30 <@signsphone> Meh, bbl 2010-06-21 09:23:30 * @signsphone ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Rooms • iPhone IRC Client • http://www.roomsapp.mobi)

2010-06-21 10:49:18 * signs|laptop ([email protected]) has joined #ascendancy 2010-06-21 10:49:28 <@mz> ~cookie signs norwegian hero 2010-06-21 10:49:41 <@signs|laptop> ahoi 2010-06-21 10:49:43 <@signs|laptop> Man 2010-06-21 10:49:45 <@signs|laptop> this day has been the most fucked up day ever 2010-06-21 10:49:46 <@Theams> .cookie signs travelling hero 2010-06-21 10:49:57 <@signs|laptop> seriously, I get to the checkin place, they say I'm missing something, I have to pay 250 NOK for the thing I'm missing 2010-06-21 10:50:06 <@signs|laptop> Like I haven't spent enough money already today 2010-06-21 10:50:10 <@signs|laptop> Thank fuck my plane is delayed by an hour 2010-06-21 10:50:18 <@signs|laptop> I'd be fucked if not 2010-06-21 10:50:19 <@alki> lol 2010-06-21 10:50:20 <@alki> :D 2010-06-21 10:50:22 <@alki> hero 2010-06-21 10:50:29 <@alki> .cookie signs huzzah! 2010-06-21 10:50:30 <@signs|laptop> I haven't slept yett 2010-06-21 10:50:37 <@signs|laptop> I drove from fucking Lillehammer to Trondheim 2010-06-21 10:50:41 <@signs|laptop> then took a bus to the airport 2010-06-21 10:50:51 <@signs|laptop> then took a plane from Trondheim to Oslo 2010-06-21 10:51:02 <@signs|laptop> Then I stood in line for 1h30 mins only to get sent out of the line 2010-06-21 10:51:04 <@mz> couldn't you just have gone straight to oslo? 2010-06-21 10:51:06 <@signs|laptop> and I had to pay 250 kr 2010-06-21 10:51:11 <@signs|laptop> Cause I FORGOT MY FUCKING PASSPORT 2010-06-21 10:51:13 <@signs|laptop> :||||||| 2010-06-21 10:51:14 <@signs|laptop> in Trondheim 2010-06-21 10:51:16 <@Theams> :||| 2010-06-21 10:51:53 <@mz> signs, I condensed in a log to show your grandchildren, in 40 years 2010-06-21 10:51:55 <@mz> http://pastebin.com/ReRuiCFq 2010-06-21 10:52:49 <@signs|laptop> Worst part was that I almost hit a deer when I drove up there 2010-06-21 10:52:49 <@signs|laptop> and I killed a bird 2010-06-21 10:52:49 <@signs|laptop> =| 2010-06-21 10:52:58 <@signs|laptop> It tried taking off from the road and I battered it 2010-06-21 10:53:10 <@Shev_work> we were just reading your log when you came online actually heh 2010-06-21 10:53:38 <@alki> hopefully you get roids gisns 2010-06-21 10:53:40 <@alki> signs 2010-06-21 10:53:42 <@alki> and make this day better 2010-06-21 10:53:43 <@alki> ! 2010-06-21 10:53:44 <@signs|laptop> :< 2010-06-21 10:53:50 <@alki> even though 2010-06-21 10:53:53 <@signs|laptop> And I JUST GOT FUCKING THROWN OUT 2010-06-21 10:53:57 <@signs|laptop> FROM WHERE I WAS SITTING 2010-06-21 10:53:57 <@conf> .cookie signs killing a bird instead of getting killed 2010-06-21 10:54:01 <@signs|laptop> CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING AROUND 2010-06-21 10:54:05 <@signs|laptop> GOD 2010-06-21 10:54:06 <@signs|laptop> DAMNIT 2010-06-21 10:54:07 <@signs|laptop> COCKS