Forest steals Zhil's fleet
Originally posted onto the Pa-Forums here.
Some people have speculated on why 1up's average score is not as high as they expected. Some have even posited that maybe it's down to a lack of quality in some of our members. The following irc log may go some way toward offering an explanation. The log is from a 1up channel used by our Military Officers and HCs. It has been edited slightly to remove coordinates and material irrelevant to the main content - but is otherwise unchanged. When it happened it had all of our command staff (except one) in stitches. Enjoy. |
First I started off in a half decent galaxy but exil HC decided to
roid me and exile me, so there I was in a dead gal, all orange
with under 100 roids. I decided to farm attackers ships on the
gal, to teach em a lesson for bashing. |
All was going great. One day in a 1up room...
<[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x <[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen <[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 <[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 <[MO]Forest> \0/ <Davidsr> u the man
One hour later...
<Zhil> I seem to have lost my fleet <Zhil> oh poo <[MO]Forest> left it in tescos? <TheRat> lol <Zhil> it got stolen <Zhil> how poo <Tis> thats what happens when you forget to login for a week <Tis> :/ <Zhil> some zik dude stole my fleet <Zhil> I was attacking some random newb <Zhil> how the hell did he get defense <Tis> hahahaa <Tis> i bet forest <Zhil> fs <[MO]Forest> lol <Tis> \o/ <[MO]Forest> was u attacking my gal? <Zhil> I...dont...know <Tis> it seems <[MO]Forest> who was u attacking? <Tis> probable <Zhil> xxx:x it seems <Zhil> but Im pretty sure those werent the coords originally <Zhil> lol <[MO]Forest> lmfao <Zhil> Forest stole my fleet <[MO]Forest> he was in xx:xx:xx first <Zhil> ROFL <[MO]Forest> i defended him then exiled him, <[MO]Forest> hahahaha <Zhil> YOU STOLE MY FLEET <[MO]pig> lol <Tis> ROFL <[MO]Forest> and a nice fleet it is too ty :) <[MO]pig> comedy gold <Zhil> YOU <Zhil> BASTARD <Tis> hahahahah <Zhil> ! <Tis> this is GREAT! <Tis> 1up rocks <Zhil> Youve had longer to build than me <[MO]pig> i cant believe it <Zhil> I want my fleet back <[MO]Forest> zhil i put u on a 'must kill him for being a bashing twat' hitlist i have <Tis> thank god ex arent porting this chan <[MO]Forest> lmao <[MO]Forest> OH SHIT <Zhil> FFS <Tis> haha <Idler> hm <[MO]Forest> they best not think i was farming!! <Zhil> Im going to report you <Tis> forest was planning a raid on you zhil <Zhil> for farming <Zhil> I will point out we are both 1up <[MO]Forest> Combat <[MO]Forest> Save 264 Report of Losses from the ello fighting at xxx:x:x <[MO]Forest> Ship Arrived Lost <[MO]Forest> Buccaneer 100 0 <[MO]Forest> Salvage report <[MO]Forest> Metal Crystal Eonium <[MO]Forest> 5,877 5,877 8,301 <[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x <[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen <[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 <[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 <Zhil> my fleet :( <Idler> Forest is the master of daring raids! <Zhil> Report of Losses from the EXTERMINATE!!! fighting at xxx:x:x <Zhil> Ship Arrived Lost <Zhil> Cutlass 100 100 <Zhil> Privateer 100 100 <Tis> ohhhhhh... my stomach hurts <Tis> too much laughing <Tis> hahaha <Idler> wtf like <[MO]pig> loll <Tis> this is funnier than storebo :/ <[MO]pig> im so sorry zhil <Idler> this is the great 1up <Idler> ! <Tis> no iderl <Tis> this is the great ZHIL <[MO]pig> this is ship farming <Idler> heh <Zhil> I was thinking "yum yum roids" <Zhil> now <Zhil> not only did I fail to get roids on both attacks bar pityful amounts <Zhil> but <Zhil> I lost my fleet also <Tis> haha <Zhil> and to add to my ridicule <Zhil> it was STOLEN <Tis> poooor zhil :( <Zhil> and my planet is much younger than Forests <Idler> kisses <[MO]Forest> zhil, u should check arbitor b4 u land <[MO]pig> u lost ure fleet to forest <Zhil> I did check arbiter <Zhil> :( <[MO]Forest> lmfao <Zhil> for my first target <Zhil> :( <Tis> omg <Tis> too much <Zhil> I thought <Tis> just too much <Zhil> No 1up could be this small <Tis> lol <Zhil> and in this shit a galaxy <Zhil> so <Zhil> I hit it * Joins: Ronnie <Idler> even I am bigger than that <Zhil> and <[MO]Forest> lol <Zhil> it turns out <[MO]pig> this is comedy gold <Zhil> Forest <Tis> *cries* <Zhil> stole my fleet <Tis> god <TheRat> AND THAT MAKES YOU LARGER THAN LIFE <[MO]Forest> zhil ive been so careful that no-one could accuse me of farming :/ <[MO]Forest> and u go and do that! <Idler> TheRat in pwned shocker <Zhil> who do I contact <Zhil> in PATeam <Tis> i wish we could post this on the quote board <Tis> i really do :( <Idler> oh wait <Ronnie> Zhil, what happened to ur score? <Ronnie> :\ <Idler> WAIT <Zhil> Forest stole my fleet <Zhil> thats what happened <TheRat> erm <Idler> I just understood what this is all about <Zhil> he defended against me <Zhil> the bastard <Idler> hahahaahahaha <TheRat> Zhil landed on forest's galm8 and lost all his ships? <Zhil> no <Tis> isnt that histerical idler? <Zhil> I landed on a random noob <Zhil> that Forest defended <Tis> ive been laughing for 5 mniutes <Tis> and cant stop <Idler> I cant breathe <[MO]pig> this is the funniest thing ever <Tis> hehaha <[MO]pig> i cant stop laughing <TheRat> Zhil: Wtf? :/ <TheRat> Hahahahahahahaha <TheRat> Forest > * <Zhil> This is unfair <Zhil> I want my ships back <Idler> what are the odds <Idler> really <Zhil> There must be some HC authority <Zhil> I can use <Zhil> Forest <Zhil> I order you to return my ships to me <Tis> seriously <TheRat> Seriously <TheRat> haha <Idler> I wonder tho <TheRat> Thats just awesome <Tis> laughign so hard im crying <Idler> why was Forest defending a random newbie <TheRat> Should we report them? :D <Tis> idler <[MO]Forest> Idler sid gave me permission to 3 fleet def my gal <[MO]Forest> im not attacking <[MO]Forest> atm <Tis> hes ship stealing attackers on his noob galm8s <Idler> that is your gal ? <[MO]Forest> i ahve under 100 roids <Zhil> you 3 fleeted <Zhil> ! <Idler> oh <Idler> win win win <TheRat> To be honest, zhil violated our arbiter protection <TheRat> He should be kicked/retaled <Ronnie> hes too small <Tis> is now anyway <Tis> soooooo funny <[MO]Forest> im really crying :@/ <Tis> i think i broke somethign :/ <Zhil> fs <Zhil> now Im crippled <Zhil> :( <TheRat> You always were.. <Zhil> Forest was the one who told me to go Zik in the first place <Zhil> I hate him now <Zhil> to steal my fleet <[MO]Forest> ie, u <Synthetic_Sid> lol <Zhil> where do I report ship farming <Tis> read up sid <Tis> funniest thing ever :) <Tis> better than storebo <Zhil> it was a third of my roiding power <Zhil> :( <Tis> better than steinmetz <Zhil> what are you doing in such a sh*t gal fs <Tis> stealing fleets off noobs like you <Tis> honest truth :( <Zhil> shut up :( <Tis> seriously <Tis> thats why hes there <Tis> :/ <TheRat> :D <Zhil> I order the immediate return of my property <Zhil> No 1up member should steal from another <[MO]Forest> no 1up should attcak a 1up gal without permission form hc <Ronnie> Zhil is hc isnt he? <Ronnie> :p <Zhil> I am HC <Zhil> I gave myself permission <[MO]Forest> i meant a proper hc, not a hc who would suicide into his MO's fleet <Ronnie> lol <Zhil> I didnt suicide <Zhil> your fleet <Zhil> involved itself <[MO]Forest> lol <Zhil> tbh it should have been defending 1up <[MO]Forest> i so wanna post this on pa forums, :p <Zhil> not random noobs <Zhil> lets question your defence pratices <Synthetic_Sid> he's stealing newbies fleets so he has more ships to defend 1up with <Synthetic_Sid> heard he just stole a zik newbie's fleet <Zhil> :( <[MO]Forest> lol <[MO]pig> lol <Ronnie> Sid in calling Zhil a newbie none shocker <Ronnie> ;p <Zhil> He stole my fleet :( <Ronnie> y didnt u get a jgp? <Zhil> I thought <Synthetic_Sid> i suspect most of the lol's in this channel really do mean laughing out loud <Tis> lol <Zhil> "oh this newbie isnt going to get defence, lets not waste 1up scanners" <Tis> very quite certainly <Ronnie> lol <Ronnie> its classic <Ronnie> :p <Tis> and i wasnt lying when i said i was litterally crying <Ronnie> that quote thread <Tis> my side hurts :/ <Ronnie> put it there! <Ronnie> :( <Synthetic_Sid> i can smell permission to post from MO channel onto PA forums coming up <Zhil> no <Ronnie> lol Sid <Tis> WIN!!!!!!! <Zhil> I disallow <Tis> i veto zhils vote! <Synthetic_Sid> maybe we should have a HC vote on it :)