Songs:APA v Coven

Background

This song was espoused by Keglomaniac, one of the many nutcases proud to be called F-Crew. It has been adapted from This Thread on Alliance Discussions.

The song is in reference to the war between APA and Coven in R13 (with F-Crew looking on), which was a rare instance in the modern PA universe where two 'lesser' alliances decided to stuff the rest of the universe and have their own private little war.

The Song is a parody of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

The Song

Now this is a story all about how,
APA and coven had a nasty big row
and id like to take a minute just sit right there
to tell u how both these alliances are filled with hot air

In west Planetarion, Torn and Razed
In the Roidbelt is where they spent most of their days
Chillin' out waxing their legs on the loo
and all shootin some newbies wishing they rocked like F-crew
When a couple of APA guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in the Coven neighbourhood
they got into a scrap and their HC's got scared
and said "were gonna kick ure buts so ud better prepare"

I whistled for a cruiser and when it came near
the licence plate said APA sux and it had dice on the mirror
if anything i could say that this war was fair
but i thought man forget it, lets roid coven all bare

we got the result about 7 or 8
and we all yelled to apa yo dudes smell ya later
we looked at coven in all their despair
Cause F-crew had triumphed, and they wernt even there