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Originally posted onto the Pa-Forums [http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=184596 here]. | Originally posted onto the Pa-Forums [http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=184596 here]. | ||
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Some people have speculated on why 1up's average score is not as high as they expected. Some have even posited that maybe it's down to a lack of quality in some of our members. | |||
Enjoy. | The following irc log may go some way toward offering an explanation. | ||
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< | The log is from a 1up channel used by our Military Officers and HCs. It has been edited slightly to remove coordinates and material irrelevant to the main content - but is otherwise unchanged. | ||
"First I started off in a half decent galaxy but exil HC decided to | |||
When it happened it had all of our command staff (except one) in stitches. | |||
Enjoy.<br> | |||
'''Synthetic_Sid''' | |||
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First I started off in a half decent galaxy but exil HC decided to | |||
roid me and exile me, so there I was in a dead gal, all orange | roid me and exile me, so there I was in a dead gal, all orange | ||
with under 100 roids. I decided to farm attackers ships on the | with under 100 roids. I decided to farm attackers ships on the | ||
gal, to teach em a lesson for bashing. | gal, to teach em a lesson for bashing.<br> | ||
'''Forest''' | |||
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''All was going great.'' | |||
''One day in a 1up room...'' | |||
<[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x | |||
<[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen | |||
<[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 | |||
<[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 | |||
<[MO]Forest> \0/ | |||
<Davidsr> u the man | |||
One | ''One hour later...'' | ||
<[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x< | <Zhil> I seem to have lost my fleet | ||
<[MO]Forest> Ship | <Zhil> oh poo | ||
<[MO]Forest> | <[MO]Forest> left it in tescos? | ||
<[MO]Forest> | <TheRat> lol | ||
<[MO]Forest> \ | <Zhil> it got stolen | ||
< | <Zhil> how poo | ||
< | <Tis> thats what happens when you forget to login for a week | ||
<Tis> :/ | |||
< | <Zhil> some zik dude stole my fleet | ||
< | <Zhil> I was attacking some random newb | ||
<Zhil> how the hell did he get defense | |||
<Tis> hahahaa | |||
<Tis> i bet forest | |||
<Zhil> fs | |||
<[MO]Forest> lol | |||
<Tis> \o/ | |||
<[MO]Forest> was u attacking my gal? | |||
<Zhil> I...dont...know | |||
<Tis> it seems | |||
<[MO]Forest> who was u attacking? | |||
<Tis> probable | |||
<Zhil> xxx:x it seems | |||
<Zhil> but Im pretty sure those werent the coords originally | |||
<Zhil> lol | |||
<[MO]Forest> lmfao | |||
<Zhil> Forest stole my fleet | |||
<[MO]Forest> he was in xx:xx:xx first | |||
<Zhil> ROFL | |||
<[MO]Forest> i defended him then exiled him, | |||
<[MO]Forest> hahahaha | |||
<Zhil> YOU STOLE MY FLEET | |||
<[MO]pig> lol | |||
<Tis> ROFL | |||
<[MO]Forest> and a nice fleet it is too ty :) | |||
<[MO]pig> comedy gold | |||
<Zhil> YOU | |||
<Zhil> BASTARD | |||
<Tis> hahahahah | |||
<Zhil> ! | |||
<Tis> this is GREAT! | |||
<Tis> 1up rocks | |||
<Zhil> Youve had longer to build than me | |||
<[MO]pig> i cant believe it | |||
<Zhil> I want my fleet back | |||
<[MO]Forest> zhil i put u on a 'must kill him for being a bashing twat' hitlist i have | |||
<Tis> thank god ex arent porting this chan | |||
<[MO]Forest> lmao | |||
<[MO]Forest> OH SHIT | |||
<Zhil> FFS | |||
<Tis> haha | |||
<Idler> hm | |||
<[MO]Forest> they best not think i was farming!! | |||
<Zhil> Im going to report you | |||
<Tis> forest was planning a raid on you zhil | |||
<Zhil> for farming | |||
<Zhil> I will point out we are both 1up | |||
<[MO]Forest> Combat | |||
<[MO]Forest> Save 264 Report of Losses from the ello fighting at xxx:x:x | |||
<[MO]Forest> Ship Arrived Lost | |||
<[MO]Forest> Buccaneer 100 0 | |||
<[MO]Forest> Salvage report | |||
<[MO]Forest> Metal Crystal Eonium | |||
<[MO]Forest> 5,877 5,877 8,301 | |||
<[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x | |||
<[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen | |||
<[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 | |||
<[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 | |||
<Zhil> my fleet :( | |||
<Idler> Forest is the master of daring raids! | |||
<Zhil> Report of Losses from the EXTERMINATE!!! fighting at xxx:x:x | |||
<Zhil> Ship Arrived Lost | |||
<Zhil> Cutlass 100 100 | |||
<Zhil> Privateer 100 100 | |||
<Tis> ohhhhhh... my stomach hurts | |||
<Tis> too much laughing | |||
<Tis> hahaha | |||
<Idler> wtf like | |||
<[MO]pig> loll | |||
<Tis> this is funnier than storebo :/ | |||
<[MO]pig> im so sorry zhil | |||
<Idler> this is the great 1up | |||
<Idler> ! | |||
<Tis> no iderl | |||
<Tis> this is the great ZHIL | |||
<[MO]pig> this is ship farming | |||
<Idler> heh | |||
<Zhil> I was thinking "yum yum roids" | |||
<Zhil> now | |||
<Zhil> not only did I fail to get roids on both attacks bar pityful amounts | |||
<Zhil> but | |||
<Zhil> I lost my fleet also | |||
<Tis> haha | |||
<Zhil> and to add to my ridicule | |||
<Zhil> it was STOLEN | |||
<Tis> poooor zhil :( | |||
<Zhil> and my planet is much younger than Forests | |||
<Idler> kisses | |||
<[MO]Forest> zhil, u should check arbitor b4 u land | |||
<[MO]pig> u lost ure fleet to forest | |||
<Zhil> I did check arbiter | |||
<Zhil> :( | |||
<[MO]Forest> lmfao | |||
<Zhil> for my first target | |||
<Zhil> :( | |||
<Tis> omg | |||
<Tis> too much | |||
<Zhil> I thought | |||
<Tis> just too much | |||
<Zhil> No 1up could be this small | |||
<Tis> lol | |||
<Zhil> and in this shit a galaxy | |||
<Zhil> so | |||
<Zhil> I hit it | |||
* Joins: Ronnie | |||
<Idler> even I am bigger than that | |||
<Zhil> and | |||
<[MO]Forest> lol | |||
<Zhil> it turns out | |||
<[MO]pig> this is comedy gold | |||
<Zhil> Forest | |||
<Tis> *cries* | |||
<Zhil> stole my fleet | |||
<Tis> god | |||
<TheRat> AND THAT MAKES YOU LARGER THAN LIFE | |||
<[MO]Forest> zhil ive been so careful that no-one could accuse me of farming :/ | |||
<[MO]Forest> and u go and do that! | |||
<Idler> TheRat in pwned shocker | |||
<Zhil> who do I contact | |||
<Zhil> in PATeam | |||
<Tis> i wish we could post this on the quote board | |||
<Tis> i really do :( | |||
<Idler> oh wait | |||
<Ronnie> Zhil, what happened to ur score? | |||
<Ronnie> :\ | |||
<Idler> WAIT | |||
<Zhil> Forest stole my fleet | |||
<Zhil> thats what happened | |||
<TheRat> erm | |||
<Idler> I just understood what this is all about | |||
<Zhil> he defended against me | |||
<Zhil> the bastard | |||
<Idler> hahahaahahaha | |||
<TheRat> Zhil landed on forest's galm8 and lost all his ships? | |||
<Zhil> no | |||
<Tis> isnt that histerical idler? | |||
<Zhil> I landed on a random noob | |||
<Zhil> that Forest defended | |||
<Tis> ive been laughing for 5 mniutes | |||
<Tis> and cant stop | |||
<Idler> I cant breathe | |||
<[MO]pig> this is the funniest thing ever | |||
<Tis> hehaha | |||
<[MO]pig> i cant stop laughing | |||
<TheRat> Zhil: Wtf? :/ | |||
<TheRat> Hahahahahahahaha | |||
<TheRat> Forest > * | |||
<Zhil> This is unfair | |||
<Zhil> I want my ships back | |||
<Idler> what are the odds | |||
<Idler> really | |||
<Zhil> There must be some HC authority | |||
<Zhil> I can use | |||
<Zhil> Forest | |||
<Zhil> I order you to return my ships to me | |||
<Tis> seriously | |||
<TheRat> Seriously | |||
<TheRat> haha | |||
<Idler> I wonder tho | |||
<TheRat> Thats just awesome | |||
<Tis> laughign so hard im crying | |||
<Idler> why was Forest defending a random newbie | |||
<TheRat> Should we report them? :D | |||
<Tis> idler | |||
<[MO]Forest> Idler sid gave me permission to 3 fleet def my gal | |||
<[MO]Forest> im not attacking | |||
<[MO]Forest> atm | |||
<Tis> hes ship stealing attackers on his noob galm8s | |||
<Idler> that is your gal ? | |||
<[MO]Forest> i ahve under 100 roids | |||
<Zhil> you 3 fleeted | |||
<Zhil> ! | |||
<Idler> oh | |||
<Idler> win win win | |||
<TheRat> To be honest, zhil violated our arbiter protection | |||
<TheRat> He should be kicked/retaled | |||
<Ronnie> hes too small | |||
<Tis> is now anyway | |||
<Tis> soooooo funny | |||
<[MO]Forest> im really crying :@/ | |||
<Tis> i think i broke somethign :/ | |||
<Zhil> fs | |||
<Zhil> now Im crippled | |||
<Zhil> :( | |||
<TheRat> You always were.. | |||
<Zhil> Forest was the one who told me to go Zik in the first place | |||
<Zhil> I hate him now | |||
<Zhil> to steal my fleet | |||
<[MO]Forest> ie, u | |||
<Synthetic_Sid> lol | |||
<Zhil> where do I report ship farming | |||
<Tis> read up sid | |||
<Tis> funniest thing ever :) | |||
<Tis> better than storebo | |||
<Zhil> it was a third of my roiding power | |||
<Zhil> :( | |||
<Tis> better than steinmetz | |||
<Zhil> what are you doing in such a sh*t gal fs | |||
<Tis> stealing fleets off noobs like you | |||
<Tis> honest truth :( | |||
<Zhil> shut up :( | |||
<Tis> seriously | |||
<Tis> thats why hes there | |||
<Tis> :/ | |||
<TheRat> :D | |||
<Zhil> I order the immediate return of my property | |||
<Zhil> No 1up member should steal from another | |||
<[MO]Forest> no 1up should attcak a 1up gal without permission form hc | |||
<Ronnie> Zhil is hc isnt he? | |||
<Ronnie> :p | |||
<Zhil> I am HC | |||
<Zhil> I gave myself permission | |||
<[MO]Forest> i meant a proper hc, not a hc who would suicide into his MO's fleet | |||
<Ronnie> lol | |||
<Zhil> I didnt suicide | |||
<Zhil> your fleet | |||
<Zhil> involved itself | |||
<[MO]Forest> lol | |||
<Zhil> tbh it should have been defending 1up | |||
<[MO]Forest> i so wanna post this on pa forums, :p | |||
<Zhil> not random noobs | |||
<Zhil> lets question your defence pratices | |||
<Synthetic_Sid> he's stealing newbies fleets so he has more ships to defend 1up with | |||
<Synthetic_Sid> heard he just stole a zik newbie's fleet | |||
<Zhil> :( | |||
<[MO]Forest> lol | |||
<[MO]pig> lol | |||
<Ronnie> Sid in calling Zhil a newbie none shocker | |||
<Ronnie> ;p | |||
<Zhil> He stole my fleet :( | |||
<Ronnie> y didnt u get a jgp? | |||
<Zhil> I thought | |||
<Synthetic_Sid> i suspect most of the lol's in this channel really do mean laughing out loud | |||
<Tis> lol | |||
<Zhil> "oh this newbie isnt going to get defence, lets not waste 1up scanners" | |||
<Tis> very quite certainly | |||
<Ronnie> lol | |||
<Ronnie> its classic | |||
<Ronnie> :p | |||
<Tis> and i wasnt lying when i said i was litterally crying | |||
<Ronnie> that quote thread | |||
<Tis> my side hurts :/ | |||
<Ronnie> put it there! | |||
<Ronnie> :( | |||
<Synthetic_Sid> i can smell permission to post from MO channel onto PA forums coming up | |||
<Zhil> no | |||
<Ronnie> lol Sid | |||
<Tis> WIN!!!!!!! | |||
<Zhil> I disallow | |||
<Tis> i veto zhils vote! | |||
<Synthetic_Sid> maybe we should have a HC vote on it :) | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:03, 16 April 2005
Originally posted onto the Pa-Forums here.
Some people have speculated on why 1up's average score is not as high as they expected. Some have even posited that maybe it's down to a lack of quality in some of our members. The following irc log may go some way toward offering an explanation. The log is from a 1up channel used by our Military Officers and HCs. It has been edited slightly to remove coordinates and material irrelevant to the main content - but is otherwise unchanged. When it happened it had all of our command staff (except one) in stitches. Enjoy. |
First I started off in a half decent galaxy but exil HC decided to
roid me and exile me, so there I was in a dead gal, all orange
with under 100 roids. I decided to farm attackers ships on the
gal, to teach em a lesson for bashing. |
All was going great. One day in a 1up room...
<[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x <[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen <[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 <[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 <[MO]Forest> \0/ <Davidsr> u the man
One hour later...
<Zhil> I seem to have lost my fleet <Zhil> oh poo <[MO]Forest> left it in tescos? <TheRat> lol <Zhil> it got stolen <Zhil> how poo <Tis> thats what happens when you forget to login for a week <Tis> :/ <Zhil> some zik dude stole my fleet <Zhil> I was attacking some random newb <Zhil> how the hell did he get defense <Tis> hahahaa <Tis> i bet forest <Zhil> fs <[MO]Forest> lol <Tis> \o/ <[MO]Forest> was u attacking my gal? <Zhil> I...dont...know <Tis> it seems <[MO]Forest> who was u attacking? <Tis> probable <Zhil> xxx:x it seems <Zhil> but Im pretty sure those werent the coords originally <Zhil> lol <[MO]Forest> lmfao <Zhil> Forest stole my fleet <[MO]Forest> he was in xx:xx:xx first <Zhil> ROFL <[MO]Forest> i defended him then exiled him, <[MO]Forest> hahahaha <Zhil> YOU STOLE MY FLEET <[MO]pig> lol <Tis> ROFL <[MO]Forest> and a nice fleet it is too ty :) <[MO]pig> comedy gold <Zhil> YOU <Zhil> BASTARD <Tis> hahahahah <Zhil> ! <Tis> this is GREAT! <Tis> 1up rocks <Zhil> Youve had longer to build than me <[MO]pig> i cant believe it <Zhil> I want my fleet back <[MO]Forest> zhil i put u on a 'must kill him for being a bashing twat' hitlist i have <Tis> thank god ex arent porting this chan <[MO]Forest> lmao <[MO]Forest> OH SHIT <Zhil> FFS <Tis> haha <Idler> hm <[MO]Forest> they best not think i was farming!! <Zhil> Im going to report you <Tis> forest was planning a raid on you zhil <Zhil> for farming <Zhil> I will point out we are both 1up <[MO]Forest> Combat <[MO]Forest> Save 264 Report of Losses from the ello fighting at xxx:x:x <[MO]Forest> Ship Arrived Lost <[MO]Forest> Buccaneer 100 0 <[MO]Forest> Salvage report <[MO]Forest> Metal Crystal Eonium <[MO]Forest> 5,877 5,877 8,301 <[MO]Forest> Report of Ships Stolen by the ello fighting at xxx:x:x <[MO]Forest> Ship Stolen <[MO]Forest> Cutlass 61 <[MO]Forest> Privateer 52 <Zhil> my fleet :( <Idler> Forest is the master of daring raids! <Zhil> Report of Losses from the EXTERMINATE!!! fighting at xxx:x:x <Zhil> Ship Arrived Lost <Zhil> Cutlass 100 100 <Zhil> Privateer 100 100 <Tis> ohhhhhh... my stomach hurts <Tis> too much laughing <Tis> hahaha <Idler> wtf like <[MO]pig> loll <Tis> this is funnier than storebo :/ <[MO]pig> im so sorry zhil <Idler> this is the great 1up <Idler> ! <Tis> no iderl <Tis> this is the great ZHIL <[MO]pig> this is ship farming <Idler> heh <Zhil> I was thinking "yum yum roids" <Zhil> now <Zhil> not only did I fail to get roids on both attacks bar pityful amounts <Zhil> but <Zhil> I lost my fleet also <Tis> haha <Zhil> and to add to my ridicule <Zhil> it was STOLEN <Tis> poooor zhil :( <Zhil> and my planet is much younger than Forests <Idler> kisses <[MO]Forest> zhil, u should check arbitor b4 u land <[MO]pig> u lost ure fleet to forest <Zhil> I did check arbiter <Zhil> :( <[MO]Forest> lmfao <Zhil> for my first target <Zhil> :( <Tis> omg <Tis> too much <Zhil> I thought <Tis> just too much <Zhil> No 1up could be this small <Tis> lol <Zhil> and in this shit a galaxy <Zhil> so <Zhil> I hit it * Joins: Ronnie <Idler> even I am bigger than that <Zhil> and <[MO]Forest> lol <Zhil> it turns out <[MO]pig> this is comedy gold <Zhil> Forest <Tis> *cries* <Zhil> stole my fleet <Tis> god <TheRat> AND THAT MAKES YOU LARGER THAN LIFE <[MO]Forest> zhil ive been so careful that no-one could accuse me of farming :/ <[MO]Forest> and u go and do that! <Idler> TheRat in pwned shocker <Zhil> who do I contact <Zhil> in PATeam <Tis> i wish we could post this on the quote board <Tis> i really do :( <Idler> oh wait <Ronnie> Zhil, what happened to ur score? <Ronnie> :\ <Idler> WAIT <Zhil> Forest stole my fleet <Zhil> thats what happened <TheRat> erm <Idler> I just understood what this is all about <Zhil> he defended against me <Zhil> the bastard <Idler> hahahaahahaha <TheRat> Zhil landed on forest's galm8 and lost all his ships? <Zhil> no <Tis> isnt that histerical idler? <Zhil> I landed on a random noob <Zhil> that Forest defended <Tis> ive been laughing for 5 mniutes <Tis> and cant stop <Idler> I cant breathe <[MO]pig> this is the funniest thing ever <Tis> hehaha <[MO]pig> i cant stop laughing <TheRat> Zhil: Wtf? :/ <TheRat> Hahahahahahahaha <TheRat> Forest > * <Zhil> This is unfair <Zhil> I want my ships back <Idler> what are the odds <Idler> really <Zhil> There must be some HC authority <Zhil> I can use <Zhil> Forest <Zhil> I order you to return my ships to me <Tis> seriously <TheRat> Seriously <TheRat> haha <Idler> I wonder tho <TheRat> Thats just awesome <Tis> laughign so hard im crying <Idler> why was Forest defending a random newbie <TheRat> Should we report them? :D <Tis> idler <[MO]Forest> Idler sid gave me permission to 3 fleet def my gal <[MO]Forest> im not attacking <[MO]Forest> atm <Tis> hes ship stealing attackers on his noob galm8s <Idler> that is your gal ? <[MO]Forest> i ahve under 100 roids <Zhil> you 3 fleeted <Zhil> ! <Idler> oh <Idler> win win win <TheRat> To be honest, zhil violated our arbiter protection <TheRat> He should be kicked/retaled <Ronnie> hes too small <Tis> is now anyway <Tis> soooooo funny <[MO]Forest> im really crying :@/ <Tis> i think i broke somethign :/ <Zhil> fs <Zhil> now Im crippled <Zhil> :( <TheRat> You always were.. <Zhil> Forest was the one who told me to go Zik in the first place <Zhil> I hate him now <Zhil> to steal my fleet <[MO]Forest> ie, u <Synthetic_Sid> lol <Zhil> where do I report ship farming <Tis> read up sid <Tis> funniest thing ever :) <Tis> better than storebo <Zhil> it was a third of my roiding power <Zhil> :( <Tis> better than steinmetz <Zhil> what are you doing in such a sh*t gal fs <Tis> stealing fleets off noobs like you <Tis> honest truth :( <Zhil> shut up :( <Tis> seriously <Tis> thats why hes there <Tis> :/ <TheRat> :D <Zhil> I order the immediate return of my property <Zhil> No 1up member should steal from another <[MO]Forest> no 1up should attcak a 1up gal without permission form hc <Ronnie> Zhil is hc isnt he? <Ronnie> :p <Zhil> I am HC <Zhil> I gave myself permission <[MO]Forest> i meant a proper hc, not a hc who would suicide into his MO's fleet <Ronnie> lol <Zhil> I didnt suicide <Zhil> your fleet <Zhil> involved itself <[MO]Forest> lol <Zhil> tbh it should have been defending 1up <[MO]Forest> i so wanna post this on pa forums, :p <Zhil> not random noobs <Zhil> lets question your defence pratices <Synthetic_Sid> he's stealing newbies fleets so he has more ships to defend 1up with <Synthetic_Sid> heard he just stole a zik newbie's fleet <Zhil> :( <[MO]Forest> lol <[MO]pig> lol <Ronnie> Sid in calling Zhil a newbie none shocker <Ronnie> ;p <Zhil> He stole my fleet :( <Ronnie> y didnt u get a jgp? <Zhil> I thought <Synthetic_Sid> i suspect most of the lol's in this channel really do mean laughing out loud <Tis> lol <Zhil> "oh this newbie isnt going to get defence, lets not waste 1up scanners" <Tis> very quite certainly <Ronnie> lol <Ronnie> its classic <Ronnie> :p <Tis> and i wasnt lying when i said i was litterally crying <Ronnie> that quote thread <Tis> my side hurts :/ <Ronnie> put it there! <Ronnie> :( <Synthetic_Sid> i can smell permission to post from MO channel onto PA forums coming up <Zhil> no <Ronnie> lol Sid <Tis> WIN!!!!!!! <Zhil> I disallow <Tis> i veto zhils vote! <Synthetic_Sid> maybe we should have a HC vote on it :)